When they spot you, they hurry over and, more often than not, stand completely still, waiting obligingly for you to bash them over the head. When zombies do finally start showing up, they twitch about the barren landscape like crackheads itching for a fix. Hassle is definitely the right the word to describe the game’s combat. Apparently the only thing that happens at the end of seven days is that more zombies show up to hassle you. Not only was I able to survive a full week, but the game seems to rattle on into eternity. Okay, I thought, I must actually have seven days to forage about and see how long I hold out. When I began the game, a timer bar appeared at the top of the screen.

This approach arguably works in Minecraft because that game doesn’t play at realism the way this one does. The menus are also a grind to manipulate, with many recipes simply being quite difficult to find.Īnother irritating point about 7 Days to Die - the game’s title is apparently meaningless. It took me a solid thirty minutes to realise that punching a tree was the correct procedure for accumulating wood because the idea seemed so utterly daft. This required two rocks, some plant fiber and some wood. Unfortunately, it’s a chore to find anything and some of the collection methods don’t really make sense - one of the first crafting assignments is to build a stone axe. All of the crafting recipes are reasonably well-thought out and make a certain amount of sense. The crafting system should have been the game’s saving grace and it’s easy to see that it was a focus for the developers. The textures are either so muddy as to be completely unidentifiable or they’re complete, but badly drawn. The models that do spring up out of the dense fog are blocky and are terribly clipped so that you snag on everything. The fog apparently does nothing though, because the frame rate leaps about at will, and the game will frequently lock up for a few seconds before coming good again. I thought we left draw-distance-limiting fog in the Nintendo 64-era where it belonged.

The first thing that leapt out at me was the fog.

Developed by The Fun Pimps (a developer who should think twice about that name), 7 Days to Die looks like an incomplete alpha from the PS2 era, it plays like you’re wading through molasses, the menus make me long for Skyrim‘s awful vanilla UI and the zombie combat feels like a one-sided slow-motion slapfight against a model bug-out in Gary’s Mod. I’ve written so many game reviews and I genuinely don’t know where to start with this one. 7 Days to Die is a survival horror game that attempts to combine the deep crafting of Minecraft with the open-world zombie survival of DayZ. It’s been in early access on PC for a while now and has built a dedicated community there, which makes it a real shame that the game’s PS4 and Xbox One release is such a catastrophe.

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